We're going to hell for this...
Jan. 19th, 2007 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eirenical*coughs* I know I've been somewhat absent of late, and I really have no excuse. But my friend Tina (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
twilightdawn3) and I were hanging out tonight and discussing HTML, old stories, stagnating writing abilities and RP characters that were languishing from neglect. Then Tina turned to me and said, "Hey, how about we write a crackfic?"
And, being the sensible one, I naturally said... "Move over and let me type."
*pause* What do you mean you can see my horns? I was pretty sure the halo was duct-taped over them...
Tina: *pokes the Renee* Honey, you lost that in vet school.
Renee: *sheepish grin* A girl can try, though... right?
*coughs* Moving along! To give you a little background, Lauren (commodoresexual) and I (*offers a small wave to the Wren*) created several original characters and a universe for them to play in that occasionally bears a resemblance to our own. Then we invited Tina along to play in it with hers. To explain said universe would take far more mental capacity than I have at this current time, but to sum it up: Brett and Rhea are grad students at what is essentially a demon-hunting/magic training school that masquerades as a regular old university in the heart of NYC. Rhea is a rune mage and Brett is essentially a battery/energy conductor with legs. A really strong battery/energy conductor with legs. Who has virtually no sense of control over the energy he manifests/channels. Rhea enjoys this as it allows her to experiment. Brett enjoys this as the screw ups that inevitably happen are often rather amusing... albeit often painful.
And so... we have the current scene. For lack of confusion's sake, Brett is mine, Rhea is Tina's, and...
Tina: Otherwise known as the continuing proof that Renee-chan and I shouldn't be allowed to plot together. Please don't kill us.
Brett: *pause* *blinkblink* I'm... pretty sure it wasn't supposed to do that...
Rhea: *thwacks with clipboard* No shit, it wasn't supposed to do that!
Brett: *squirms* Well... Oops? *innocent smile*
Rhea: *eyebrow twitches* Oops? I gave you specific instructions. Just a drop... a drop of energy applied through the matrix in a controlled manner. That was not controlled!! *pause* *looks around* Where are we?
*tumbleweed*
Brett: *sweatdrop* *coughs* I'm going to take a wild guess and say... not in Kansas? *eyes the three blue moons* For that matter... I'm going to guess "not on Earth", as well. Any theories on how to undo it?
Rhea: *repeatedly thwaps with clipboard* No, Toto, I don't know how to undo it! There wasn't even a spacial matrix in it! It was supposed to be an illusion! *whacks self with clipboard* Why? Why do I ask you for help with these things? *long suffering groan*
Brett: *ponders* Personally, I'd always thought it was because you were slightly masochistic, myself...
Rhea: *slightly murderous glint in her eyes* I'm gonna show you sadistic if you don't cut that shit out. *pause* Well, you're the resident energy expert... any bright ideas on how to find the way home?
Brett: *licks his finger and holds it up to the air* *turns back to Rhea and arches an eyebrow* Click our heels together three times and say "There's no place like home?"
Rhea: *fixed grin* Brett. How about I show you some new tricks I've been working on with Michelle...? *large explosions follow*
Brett: *slightly crispy* *coughs* While that was certainly refreshing, it wasn't as helpful as I thought it would be. Any other suggestions?
Rhea: One minute... *turns around and rolls dice* *succeeds on willpower roll* *under her breath* Damn it!
Brett: What was that?
Rhea: Nothing important. Moving on! *looks at the matrix Brett powered to get them... wherever it is they are* Hmm... All right. I think we can get home. You're going to have to put this on... *hands him a costume* ...hold this wand... *hands him a sparkly wand with a half moon on top* ...wave it like this, while reciting this speech... *hands over script* ...while powering the matrix.
Brett: *rae* *dryly* I have seen Sailor Moon, you know. I'm not falling for that one... especially if it works. I'd never live it down.
Rhea: Damn. *puts away the video camera*
Brett: Where the hell are you getting all this stuff anyway?
Rhea: *shrugs nonchalantly* Hammerspace. Haven't you ever seen Ranma 1/2?
Brett: *massive sweatrain* I just had to ask... *twitch* Well, in for a penny... Anything useful in there?
Rhea: *arch grin* What, you mean aside from my racy underwear, porn collection, anime collection and the small children that were annoying me last week? *impish grin* Maybe.
Brett: *more twitching* *edges away* There are times, Rhea... that you just scare me. And that's saying a lot.
Rhea: My job here is done. *pauses* At least three of those four are in there... Wanna guess which three?
Brett: *snickers* No... But I'll check the missing children reports when we get home.
T-chan: *snickers* We really shouldn't be allowed out on our own...
R-chan: *giggles* You're just now noticing that fact? ^_^
Brett: *yanks the story back* Excuse me ladies... this one's ours.
Nuriko: *freaked out eyes* Don't... for the love of G-d... don't piss off the fic writers. Especially not when they've joined forces!
Brett: *gently ushers Nuriko back to the therapy couch* I've got this one... really.
Nuriko: *fretful eyes* Don't say I didn't warn you.
R-chan: *pops up* *nods* Really, you should listen to him. He knows what he's talking about. *evil leer*
T-chan: *edges away* There are times, Renee... that you just scare me. And that's saying a lot.
R-chan: *grin widens* My job here is done.
Rhea: *hides under the therapy couch*
Brett: *swirly eyes* I just had the strangest feeling... like we were just hijacked into yet another alternate universe... That was really bizarre.
Rhea: *shivers* Yeah... like someone pouring ice cubes down your shirt. *willful denial kicks in* I'm not going to think about it. Moving on!
Brett: *coughs* So, about trying to get us home... Are we really sure we aren't? I mean, if I recall correctly, this ~was~ supposed to be an illusion rune, right?
Rhea: Well, theoretically... it could be an illusion that... became real? *looks at the illusion rune matrix she drew up* You know... I'd say that I really should have expected this... but, damn, you're the only person I know of who could have accomplished it!
Brett: Oh come on, Rhea. Haven't you learned by now to always expect the impossible when dealing with me? *bright smile*
Rhea: *pulls mallet out of hammerspace and clocks him with it* You know, if you worked on your control issues, this wouldn't be such a problem.
Brett: *rubs aching head* But how else are you going to learn where your limits aren't? I figure I'm doing a public service!
Rhea: *pulls out the mega-hammer*
Brett: *cloud of smoke appears behind him as he high-tails it for the horizon* *yells back* Don't forget! You need me to get back!
Rhea: *chases after, waving mega-hammer* I don't bloody care! Get back here!
Questions, comments, papayas?
Nuriko: *twitch* Again with the fruit?
Duo: *snickers*
Nuriko: *growls* Throws papayas*
Tina: *innocent smile* You realize, at some point, there will be a sequel?
Brett: No! For the love of G-d, no!
Nuriko: *snerks* I told you so.
Renee: *looks at Tina*
Tina and Renee: *evil grin* Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
twilightdawn3) and I were hanging out tonight and discussing HTML, old stories, stagnating writing abilities and RP characters that were languishing from neglect. Then Tina turned to me and said, "Hey, how about we write a crackfic?"And, being the sensible one, I naturally said... "Move over and let me type."
*pause* What do you mean you can see my horns? I was pretty sure the halo was duct-taped over them...
Tina: *pokes the Renee* Honey, you lost that in vet school.
Renee: *sheepish grin* A girl can try, though... right?
*coughs* Moving along! To give you a little background, Lauren (
commodoresexual) and I (*offers a small wave to the Wren*) created several original characters and a universe for them to play in that occasionally bears a resemblance to our own. Then we invited Tina along to play in it with hers. To explain said universe would take far more mental capacity than I have at this current time, but to sum it up: Brett and Rhea are grad students at what is essentially a demon-hunting/magic training school that masquerades as a regular old university in the heart of NYC. Rhea is a rune mage and Brett is essentially a battery/energy conductor with legs. A really strong battery/energy conductor with legs. Who has virtually no sense of control over the energy he manifests/channels. Rhea enjoys this as it allows her to experiment. Brett enjoys this as the screw ups that inevitably happen are often rather amusing... albeit often painful.And so... we have the current scene. For lack of confusion's sake, Brett is mine, Rhea is Tina's, and...
Tina: Otherwise known as the continuing proof that Renee-chan and I shouldn't be allowed to plot together. Please don't kill us.
Brett: *pause* *blinkblink* I'm... pretty sure it wasn't supposed to do that...
Rhea: *thwacks with clipboard* No shit, it wasn't supposed to do that!
Brett: *squirms* Well... Oops? *innocent smile*
Rhea: *eyebrow twitches* Oops? I gave you specific instructions. Just a drop... a drop of energy applied through the matrix in a controlled manner. That was not controlled!! *pause* *looks around* Where are we?
*tumbleweed*
Brett: *sweatdrop* *coughs* I'm going to take a wild guess and say... not in Kansas? *eyes the three blue moons* For that matter... I'm going to guess "not on Earth", as well. Any theories on how to undo it?
Rhea: *repeatedly thwaps with clipboard* No, Toto, I don't know how to undo it! There wasn't even a spacial matrix in it! It was supposed to be an illusion! *whacks self with clipboard* Why? Why do I ask you for help with these things? *long suffering groan*
Brett: *ponders* Personally, I'd always thought it was because you were slightly masochistic, myself...
Rhea: *slightly murderous glint in her eyes* I'm gonna show you sadistic if you don't cut that shit out. *pause* Well, you're the resident energy expert... any bright ideas on how to find the way home?
Brett: *licks his finger and holds it up to the air* *turns back to Rhea and arches an eyebrow* Click our heels together three times and say "There's no place like home?"
Rhea: *fixed grin* Brett. How about I show you some new tricks I've been working on with Michelle...? *large explosions follow*
Brett: *slightly crispy* *coughs* While that was certainly refreshing, it wasn't as helpful as I thought it would be. Any other suggestions?
Rhea: One minute... *turns around and rolls dice* *succeeds on willpower roll* *under her breath* Damn it!
Brett: What was that?
Rhea: Nothing important. Moving on! *looks at the matrix Brett powered to get them... wherever it is they are* Hmm... All right. I think we can get home. You're going to have to put this on... *hands him a costume* ...hold this wand... *hands him a sparkly wand with a half moon on top* ...wave it like this, while reciting this speech... *hands over script* ...while powering the matrix.
Brett: *rae* *dryly* I have seen Sailor Moon, you know. I'm not falling for that one... especially if it works. I'd never live it down.
Rhea: Damn. *puts away the video camera*
Brett: Where the hell are you getting all this stuff anyway?
Rhea: *shrugs nonchalantly* Hammerspace. Haven't you ever seen Ranma 1/2?
Brett: *massive sweatrain* I just had to ask... *twitch* Well, in for a penny... Anything useful in there?
Rhea: *arch grin* What, you mean aside from my racy underwear, porn collection, anime collection and the small children that were annoying me last week? *impish grin* Maybe.
Brett: *more twitching* *edges away* There are times, Rhea... that you just scare me. And that's saying a lot.
Rhea: My job here is done. *pauses* At least three of those four are in there... Wanna guess which three?
Brett: *snickers* No... But I'll check the missing children reports when we get home.
T-chan: *snickers* We really shouldn't be allowed out on our own...
R-chan: *giggles* You're just now noticing that fact? ^_^
Brett: *yanks the story back* Excuse me ladies... this one's ours.
Nuriko: *freaked out eyes* Don't... for the love of G-d... don't piss off the fic writers. Especially not when they've joined forces!
Brett: *gently ushers Nuriko back to the therapy couch* I've got this one... really.
Nuriko: *fretful eyes* Don't say I didn't warn you.
R-chan: *pops up* *nods* Really, you should listen to him. He knows what he's talking about. *evil leer*
T-chan: *edges away* There are times, Renee... that you just scare me. And that's saying a lot.
R-chan: *grin widens* My job here is done.
Rhea: *hides under the therapy couch*
Brett: *swirly eyes* I just had the strangest feeling... like we were just hijacked into yet another alternate universe... That was really bizarre.
Rhea: *shivers* Yeah... like someone pouring ice cubes down your shirt. *willful denial kicks in* I'm not going to think about it. Moving on!
Brett: *coughs* So, about trying to get us home... Are we really sure we aren't? I mean, if I recall correctly, this ~was~ supposed to be an illusion rune, right?
Rhea: Well, theoretically... it could be an illusion that... became real? *looks at the illusion rune matrix she drew up* You know... I'd say that I really should have expected this... but, damn, you're the only person I know of who could have accomplished it!
Brett: Oh come on, Rhea. Haven't you learned by now to always expect the impossible when dealing with me? *bright smile*
Rhea: *pulls mallet out of hammerspace and clocks him with it* You know, if you worked on your control issues, this wouldn't be such a problem.
Brett: *rubs aching head* But how else are you going to learn where your limits aren't? I figure I'm doing a public service!
Rhea: *pulls out the mega-hammer*
Brett: *cloud of smoke appears behind him as he high-tails it for the horizon* *yells back* Don't forget! You need me to get back!
Rhea: *chases after, waving mega-hammer* I don't bloody care! Get back here!
Questions, comments, papayas?
Nuriko: *twitch* Again with the fruit?
Duo: *snickers*
Nuriko: *growls* Throws papayas*
Tina: *innocent smile* You realize, at some point, there will be a sequel?
Brett: No! For the love of G-d, no!
Nuriko: *snerks* I told you so.
Renee: *looks at Tina*
Tina and Renee: *evil grin* Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Date: 2007-01-20 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-20 04:56 am (UTC)*bows* I thought you might enjoy this... though you're probably the only other person out there that would understand it. XD
We'll have to see if we can get you in on the sequel somehow. *eg* *waggles eyebrows*
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Date: 2007-01-20 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-20 05:09 am (UTC)*clings*
I've been wondering how you were!!
*clings more*
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Date: 2007-01-20 05:16 am (UTC)Yes, I'm alive. ^_^ My work schedule has just been a little... uncooperative lately. *makes faces* I'm supposed to be getting out at 6 PM every night and have been getting out closer to 8 PM. *more faces* I still enjoy the new job... I just wish I wasn't working so hard. *sighs* But it's still a vast improvement, so I suppose I shouldn't complain. ^_^
How are things with you? I've been sort of absent from the LJ scene lately... -.-;;; *snugs* Hope they're well!
*makes a mental note to try to be around more*
*feeds the tree*