Beware: The Chibis Have Taken Control!

I never did the year end word count meme for 2013, which is a SHAME because apparently I wrote a metric fuckton.  XD  So, with <lj-user=zoicite>'s encouragement, I went back and did it retroactively... to the best of my ability.  It may not be wholly accurate (especially as regards all the WiPs), but it's as close as I can get.

Things of note: LOTS of porn.  WOW I wrote a lot of smut that year.  XD  Also wrote way more Being Human UK fic than I thought that year.  This was ALSO the year that I wrote the bulk of FYFM and I really can't believe I let THAT one get by me without doing the year end word count.  To date, that's still my longest fic... and it's still a WiP.  O_O

Anyway, without further ado...

		Key: ! = Rape/Noncon/Dubcon elements | M=mature | E=explicit
Date		Title		Fandom	Words
1/4	M	Operating on Instinct		Teen Wolf	8,555
1/7-8/14		Our Place in Time (1-5)		Teen Wolf; The 4400	22,642
1/26		One Day More		Teen Wolf	680
2/1		You Only Think You Know Me		Book of Mormon	501
2/9	M	In Search of Paradise Lost		Being Human UK	1,013
2/16		Coping Mechanism		Being Human UK	1,557
2/24		What's in a Name?		Book of Mormon	4,790
3/4	M	Control		Being Human UK	1,119
3/4		Victory		Three Musketeers (1993)	384
3/15		Sometimes We All Prefer the Lie		Being Human UK	1,373
3/22	M	A New Day Dawning: Feeling the Light		Newsies!	3,624
3/31		Calm		Power Rangers	1,691
4/9		Smother		Teen Wolf	346
4/13-4/23	M	A Great and Terrible Price		JCS	23,074
4/22	M	Reasons Enough to Surrender		Vikings	2,804
5/21		FYFM 01		Les Miserables	4,336
5/23		FYFM 02		Les Miserables	4,168
5/25	M	To Dance to His Tune		Vikings	2,433
5/25		FYFM 03		Les Miserables	3,315
5/29		FYFM 04		Les Miserables	4,741
5/31		FYFM 05		Les Miserables	3,285
6/7		FYFM 06		Les Miserables	6,133
6/10	M	Put Up or Shut Up		Saved by the Bell	1,705
6/12	M	Kiss You, Kiss Me		Les Miserables	8,492
6/15		FYFM 07		Les Miserables	6,093
6/20		And the Fox Declared to the Hound...		Mighty Ducks Movies	28,089
6/26		About My Neck Was Hung		Les Miserables	2,063
6/28		FYFM 08		Les Miserables	4,555
7/2		Best Kept Secrets		Les Miserables	7,114
7/22		FYFM 09		Les Miserables	9&10 >
7/30	M	Exit Stiles, Stage Floor... Exhausted		Teen Wolf	2,174
8/19		FYFM 10		Les Miserables	10,890
8/21		To Live, Dying		Les Miserables	2,284
8/24	M	Let the Rain Come Down		Les Miserables	3,782
8/29		Save You, Save Me		Les Miserables	2,436
9/13		Echoes of Love		Power Rangers	5,032
9/15		FYFM 11		Les Miserables	5,315
10/5	M	A Proper Dressing Down		Les Miserables	3,801
10/25		FYFM 12		Les Miserables	6,824
11/18	M	All of the Above and Much More Besides		Les Miserables	12,007
11/20	E	To Make His Mistress Laugh		Les Miserables	5,302
12/5		FYFM 13		Les Miserables	9,451
12/20		The Space Between		Les Miserables	2,847
				Subtotal	215,220
Tumblr Fic
1/18		Gentlemanly Behavior		Teen Wolf	3,633
3/11		Hal x Hal		Being Human	539
3/30		Neal/August fic		Once Upon a Time	2,189
5/28		Wreck It Derek		TW; Wreck It Ralph	449
5/31		Frustration		Teen Wolf	652
6/5		LM x L&O:SVU fic		LM; L&O SVU	263
7/28		Reincarnation fic (WOW my headcanons on this would be so different now)		Les Mis; Gundam Wing	201
10/1		Courfius Canon Era		Les Miserables	503
10/20		Courfius Canon Era (Porny Bits)		Les Miserables	392
10/28	!E	McKinley/General fic		Book of Mormon	9,092
				Subtotal	17,913
WiPs
2/21		Hal / Mr. Snow fic		Being Human	230
2/28		Untitled DP fic		Danny Phantom	5,738
2/28		Hatter fic		Hatter (?)	2,319
2/28		OB Rewrite 05		Fushigi Yuugi	10,626
3/21		Hal Mitchell (???)		Being Human	215
3/27		Hal Fergus (Steam?)		Being Human	1,731
5/5		Hal x Fergus x Cutler		Being Human	2,816
5/31		Hal x Fergus fic (mouthy little dicksplash)		Being Human	1,964
8/23		BH x N2N xover		Being Human; Next to Normal	2,372
9/5		Tommy x Kevin fic		Tommy	1,259
				Subtotal	29,270
				Total	262,403

OMFG.

IF I NEVER GRADE ANOTHER PAPER AS LONG AS I LIVE, IT WILL BE TOO SOON.

That was just... it was painful. Really. I need to scrub my brain clean from all that atrocious grammar. UGH.

So... a prompt meme. ^_~

Originally stolen from elrhiarhodan:

Use one of your favorite icons, and post a ONE WORD prompt with it in the comments. I will then write you a ficlet to go with it.

verstehen -- just for you, because you prodded so nicely. ^_^

Title: Morning Glory
Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Jason/Billy
Rating: PG for some kissing
Word Count: 1231
Warnings: Mild Angst. Yaoi/slash warning, though nothing graphic. Nothing blatantly spoilery, but I make no promises.

Summary: Set within the context of "A Rose By Any Other Name," but could function mostly as a standalone. I suppose it contains spoilers for ARBAON, if you don't know who Billy hooks up with by the end of the fic. ^_~ Just a fluffy little one-shot for fun, because I had the sudden desire to let Billy have some cuddling. I felt he deserved it. ^_^ Sort of inspired by two 15 minute fic words: #168 and #167.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Saban, I'm just playing with them for the time being. I promise I'll put them back (mostly) intact when I'm done. ^________~

( Morning Glory )

Why is it that everyone is always so certain that they know what will make you happy? Newsflash. They don't. Ultimately, the only person who knows what will make you happy is you. And if something doesn't make you happy, nothing is more annoying than having three people tell you, "But you love it! You were born to do it!" That's a load of crap and it doesn't help. Thank you, family. *sigh*

*glares at self in disgust* I'm just a big, old angst-ball monkey-spank these days, aren't I?

At least today I'm more pissed off than upset.

FML.

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

( A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 10 )

Questions, comments, coconuts?

Coming Soon: Astronema discovers that things aren't exactly as they appear and has an abrupt change of heart as her world is turned inside out. How will this affect our intrepid Rangers? Find out... in the thrilling conclusion to the fic! ^_~

-.-;;; Could that have been any more cornball cheesy? I think not.

Oh, meh. Sorry this is late. Been a busy morning. Not exactly productive, but busy... *shrugs*

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

( A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 8 )

Questions, comments, nectarines?

Coming Soon: The Lightstar Rangers take a short break to visit Earth for Ashley's birthday, but nothing ever goes as easily as planned.

O_O I'm too drained to do better than that without giving away spoilers. Sorry...

Dinner last night was a blast! My 32 week old niece was adorable in her little dress and tights. *_* She's got a smile that could make Morla (from Neverending Story, for those who didn't catch the reference) grin like a goofball in response. ^_^ And she was so well behaved! She didn't make any noise until right at the end when we'd been there for almost 1½ hours, and even then it wasn't much noise... and she wasn't the only one getting fidgety by then. ^_^

And they had this carrot cake... *_* *drool* Suffice it to say... it was good. And totally worth the 8 points for the half of my Uncle's slice that I ate. *_* Sometimes, you just have to splurge a little. Besides, the fact that my sister and I spent 80 minutes working to clean up my parents' basement and hauling out trash earned me a few activity points. ^_~ Scary thing? We hauled out 7 full bags of trash... and only barely put a dent in what we need to throw out. But you can see part of the floor! It's amazing. Anyone who knows me in real life and has seen that basement... you understand what a monumental task we've undertaken. O_O

And I forgot to mention! My niece is officially crawling and able to sit up on her own! *beams* How freakin' adorable is that? :D ^_^ :D

OMG... I'm in such deep shit. She's already got me wrapped around her little finger... and she's barely over half a year old. -.-;;; G-d help me when she's actually old enough to ask for the things she wants... *twitch*

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

( A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 6 )

Questions, comments, cantaloupe?

Coming Soon: The Space Rangers have taken off for parts unknown, leaving the Earth Rangers behind to guard the planet. But something is wrong... and only Trini seems to notice. Fortunately, she won't let go until she's gotten to the bottom of things.

Fuck. My. Life.

OK, nightsea -- I know I promised you a rant, but after today, I'm just too damned exhausted. Suffice it to say, my Worker's Comp trial was today and, boy oh boy, did that experience suck. And it's not even done! It's been continued to May 12. Bleh. Tired now, enough talking.

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

( A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 4 )

Questions, comments, pomegranates?

Coming Soon: Andros and Kim discover that they have more in common than either could imagine, each finding a kindred soul in the other. Meanwhile, Astronema reminisces on her lost brother and begins plotting a bloody revenge in honor of the anniversary of his death.

Posting early because I have a chorale rehearsal tonight. Enjoy! ^_^

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

( A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 2 )

Questions, comments, Granny Smith Apples?

Coming Soon: Andros gets some good advice from an unlikely source and Zhane finds himself in even more dire need of assistance than his partner. Fortunately for both, forces are gathering to help... whether they want it or not.

*cracks knuckles* OK, folks. Here it is. 10½ years after Taking Root, I give you the third installment in the Forget Me Not arc of my Power Rangers stories. *thud* It's been a long time coming and I hope you'll enjoy it. ^_^

Fandom: Power Rangers
Pairing: Andros x Zhane, TJ x Ashley... and beyond that, I'm not telling. ^_~
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Total -- 56,556; shortest part is 3866 words, longest is 6831, most fall somewhere in between. I tried to keep them uniform... it just didn't quite break down that way. :-P
Warnings: Slash. Not mine. Don't sue.

Summary: Andros and Zhane have fought many battles together, both with and against each other. And no one can cause you pain like the one you love, a lesson they have to learn the hard way. Add in three other Ranger teams and a long-lost sister and even that lesson won't be easy. Sequel to Taking Root and Forget Me Not.

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