I just smashed my right pinky finger between my chair arm and my computer desk while trying to get up as quickly as possible so I could hack up the snot in my lungs in the bathroom instead of on my computer.
*pause*
ow
*whimper*
*cries a little*
*cradles pinky finger*
I go away now...
*pause*
ow
*whimper*
*cries a little*
*cradles pinky finger*
I go away now...
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Date: 2009-03-08 03:34 am (UTC)*proceeds to meticulously wrap your little pinky finger in layer upon layer of bandage until it resembles a fluffy, massive wad of cotton candy*
*steps back, surveys her work*
*ties an enormous bow to the top of her creation, nods in approval, then poofs*
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Date: 2009-03-09 02:05 pm (UTC)The finger mostly feels better, now -- no doubt thanks to your mad bandaging skills. ^_~ But you should see the impressive purple bruise I have under the nail... -.-;;;