Beware: The Chibis Have Taken Control!

So... totally last minute, I found out that this exchange existed and decided I had to sign up. Because I have no impulse control. But there are SO MANY PRETTY TAGS, and multiple DMBJ/TLT canons that were nominated! HOW COULD I RESIST??

Anyway, I did my letter in a Google doc again, so... here it is? (Or you can click the link in the previous sentence to go to the actual Google doc and get the full benefit of the navigable menu. ^_^)