Sims 2 and Crack!PoT... and Week 11 Update

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So... I've been rewatching Prince of Tennis. And I recently rediscovered Sims. These are bad things to have happened at the same time.

Back when I played Sims 1, I had several TeniPuri houses in my neighborhood: Oishi and Eiji; Fuji and Tezuka; Inui and Kaidoh... and Atobe, Kabaji, Shishido and Choutarou all in one house. And there much crack abounded. Everything from doctor!Eiji and Mad Scientist!Oishi... to Captain Hero!Tezuka. I sh*t you not. We're talking underwear over leotard, tights and cape kind of Captain Hero. O_o;;; I think our poor Buchou's pride still hasn't recovered from that. *snickers*

*coughs* Anyhoo, having finally found uniforms for the TeniPuri crowd, I wanted to throw them back into my Sims 2 game and start fresh. ^_^ So on we all moved to Veronaville. I spent all day yesterday creating Sims and outfitting their houses -- yes, I made mild use of the money cheats. They only give you 25,000 to buy the house and most of them cost 24,000! O_o;;; So, I money cheated just enough to outfit the houses and do a few minor reconstructions... with the notable exception of Atobe's house. He took one look at the 23,000 house, said, "Oh, hell no," put in a call to the bank (a.k.a. the mondo money-cheat), and moved into one of the mansions up the road. @_@;;;

So, I thought it might be fun to start posting some of the little scrapbooks. ^_^ Er... Enjoy?

Oishi: Eiji... O_o;;; Really... Eiji: *chuckles* Nya, Oishi... I couldn't help it!

The Golden Pair's new home in Veronaville. Eiji: *bounce* Can we go in? Oishi: -.-;;; Eiji... Of course, we can go in! It's ours! Eiji: Oishi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!! *_* <3 *_* Oishi: *gentle smile* It is a bit nicer than the one we had in Sim 1 Pleasantville, isn't it?

Eiji: *leers* Nya, Oishi... I think I like this room best of all! Oishi: O_O Has anyone ever told you that you have a one-track mind? Eiji: *snickers* Oh, really, Oishi. You can't tell me that the minute we bought the bed you weren't thinking the same exact thing. Oishi: *blush* *splutters* That isn't the point! ((I kid you not, the second I bought the bed and moved it in upstairs, they both popped the "WooHoo" symbol into their thought bubbles. O_o;;; Couldn't get upstairs to try it out fast enough. *smiles* *shakes head* Newlyweds... *shrugs*))

Eiji: *lays back* *encouraging grin* Then why don't you show me where the point is, hmm? *waggles eyebrows* Oishi: Mou, Eiji... What am I going to do with you? Eiji: Why, Oishi... don't you know? *eg* Anything you want. Oishi: *twitch* You've been hanging around with Fuji too much.

Eiji: *smirks, pulls Oishi down for a thorough kiss* Oishi: *happy smile* But... I suppose I don't really mind.

Eiji: *chuckles* Oishi: *looks down at boxers* What? Eiji: *soft smile* *kotc* Nothing dear... I just love you. Oishi: *wobble eyes*

Oishi: Eiji! *shocked* Eiji: *innocent look* Nyani? Oishi: *sweatdrop* We just did it! Eiji: *blush* Nya, Oishi~~~~~~ I can't help it. I can't get enough of you. Oishi: *bigger blush* *coughs* Maybe later, OK? First we need to read the instruction manual on the new stove so we don't blow up the place when we try to cook our first meal. Eiji: *happy smiles* Hoi! ((And the punchline...? Even with the warning, Oishi almost burned the kitchen down the next night. O_o;;;))

Eiji: *chuckles* See... I'm not the only one. Oishi: *blush* It's just... I'd rather stay up here with you than go greet the new neighbors... Eiji: *soft smile* I know, Oishi. But, as you said before... Later. ^_^ Oishi: x_x;;;

And then I finally found a skin for Eiji's hair that was closer to what it actually looks like... Naturally, Oishi noticed straight away. ^_^ Oishi: *_* Eiji! You changed your hair! Eiji: *happy blush* You noticed? Oishi: *smiles* Of course I did! It's almost identical to how you used to wear it in school! Eiji: ^_^ Have I ever told you how wonderful you are? Oishi: *blush*

Oishi: *sweatdrop* Eiji... Has anyone ever told you that you have a one-track mind? Eiji: *blush* Can I help it that it's more fun to do that than to play chess? Oishi: *pause* Huh... *eyes chess board* You... you do have a point there... Eiji: Hoi hoi! Of course I do! Oishi: *grumbles* Damned guests...

Eiji: Nyaaaa! I can't take it anymore! *runs upstairs* Oishi: Eiji! *runs after* Eiji: I've been good -- really, I have! But would you all please go home now? *shocked looks* *everyone leaves* Eiji: *pants* Oishi: *chuckles* Well, OK then. Not that you deserve a reward for that behavior, but I understand completely how you feel. Why don't you go get into bed while I clean up and I'll join you in a minute. Eiji: HOI!! *runs next door* *spies Oishi's thought bubble as he runs by* Ah! Oishi! Who doesn't deserve a reward? Oishi: *blush* I'll be quick. Eiji: *grumbles* I'll be waiting.

Eiji: It's about time! Oishi: *shy smile* I keep expecting this "newlywed" thing to wear off... Eiji: *twitch* We've been like this since we were 16, Oishi. I don't think it'll change any time soon. Oishi: O_o;;; But... but hasn't it been worse since we actually got married and moved in together? Eiji: *innocent blink* How would you tell? Oishi: *pause* *sweatdrop* Good point...

Oishi: *happy sigh* The only way this could be better would be if Eiji was down here cuddled up against me...

Oishi: *surprised* Eiji! Eiji: *sleepy frown* Couldn't sleep upstairs without you. Oishi: *patpats* *cuddles* Eiji: *happy purrs* *falls back asleep*

Oishi: Eiji! O_O Eiji: *smirk* Wasn't that sleepy... Oishi: *smiles* Good. It was boring watching the fire without you. Eiji: *melt* ((And then they proceeded to christen the couch with a major make-out session. O_o;;;))

And we have finally made it to the next morning and Fuji calls first thing... to talk to Oishi. O_o;;; Eiji: Fuji? Hi! How was your first night in your new house? Fuji: Saaa... Tiring. Yours? Eiji: *blush* Very. Fuji: *chuckles* That's my Eiji. Now, would you be a dear and put our Fukubuchou on? I need to talk to him about something. Eiji: Hoi! *hands over phone*

Oishi: Fuji! How are you this morning? Fuji: Fine, Oishi, just fine... Just do me a favor, ne? Oishi: *dubious look* What kind of favor? Fuji: *smiles* Just don't be careless with my Eiji-chan, OK? He needs to get at least a little sleep... Oishi: *raging blush* Fuji: *chuckles knowingly* Mm-hmm. As I thought. Oh! And one other thing, Oishi... *hesitates* Oishi: What is it, Fuji? Fuji: I heard that Atobe and Tezuka have finally moved in up on Bard Lane... Oishi: Bard Lane? How could they possibly afford it? The Montys and the Capps live up that way! Fuji: Aa. But it's Atobe, so what did you expect? That isn't the point, though. Oishi... Oishi: *softened look* You want me to stop by and see how he's doing? Fuji: *quietly* If it's not too much trouble... I still don't entirely feel right about the break-up. It all seemed to happen so fast... Oishi: *smiles* Consider it done. Fuji: Thank you, Oishi. I owe you one. And I don't say that lightly. Oishi: Aa, Fuji. I know. ((OK... a little explanation. For those of you who read the blurb up there, you may have caught that in my Sims 1 game, I had Fuji shacked up with Tezuka and half of Hyoutei living together. O_o;;; I didn't feel like making the entire Hyotei team yet, though. Especially as I can't just pull out complete skin and actually have to build them in the Sims Maker. :-P However! I had 9 Seigaku sims and there was no way in hell I was leaving out Atobe. So, since I had Ryoma living with Momo (only roommates now, people!), and Inui living with Kaidoh... that left me Fuji, Tezuka, Taka and Atobe. *sweatdrop* Since I was not subjecting poor Taka to Atobe in all his Simmy glory... that meant breaking up our buchou and our prodigy. Fuji joked about it with Takashi to make him feel better, but really he was quite upset about the whole thing. He cared very deeply for Tezuka. *sniff* And poor Tezuka... His poor little heart is still in pieces. Fortunately... Atobe does not see this as a problem. After all... haven't we heard of hurt/comfort? *waggles eyebrows* You'll get more on Fuji and Taka's stories and Atobe and Tezuka's stories as I get the energy to post them. ^_^ *small voice* OK... I think I'm done now.))

That evening Fuji and Takashi come calling and while the "husbands" are off watching TV, Fuji and Eiji get to talking. About what? What else do wives talk about when they get together? Their exes! *dundundun* Eiji: Nya... Fuji... Fuji: *gentle smile* I know, Eiji. Oishi already told me that he didn't make it to Tezuka's today. Eiji: *deep breath* Fujiko-chan... I know things ended weirdly between you, but why don't you just talk to him? Buchou's a good person... I don't think he'd do anything bad... Fuji: *sigh* Saaa... maybe you're right, Eiji. I'll think about it, all right? Eiji: *frowns* Well... all right.

Eiji: Nya... Oishi...? Oishi: *twitch* Yes, Eiji? Eiji: *huffs* Well, you know how you found a job today? Oishi: As a medical technician, yes. Eiji: Well... nothing I saw seemed fun to me. Oishi: *chuckles* Are you implying that you'd like to be a house-husband? Eiji: *blush* Well, not forever... but maybe until we've raised a few kids? Oishi: *freezes* K-kids? Eiji: *blush deepens* Well, I know we talked about it, but now that we're settled in... maybe...? Oishi: *determined face* We'll call the adoption agency tonight. Eiji: *cheers* Hoi!! ^___^ Oishi: *sigh* I guess this means we'll be moving furniture all night...

Approved for adoption! Eiji: *squee!!!* Oishiiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! We're gonna be daddies!! Oishi: Eiji! That's fantastic! Eiji: *beams* I wanna have 5, just like in my family! Oishi: O_O Oi, oi... let's take this one at a time, OK?

Evening of Day 3... the day before the baby arrives! Eiji: So, how was your first day at work, anata? Oishi: O_O Eiji... that just sounds wrong. You don't have to talk like a housewife, too... Eiji: *dimples* I moved all the furniture and decorated the baby's room. I also bought baby furniture! It's so cute! But since I don't know yet whether we're getting a boy or a girl, I didn't want to paint the walls or anything. We can do that later. ^_^ Oishi: *_* Eiji...

Eiji: Well, Oishi? What do you think? Oishi: O_O What do I think?? Eiji! It's wonderful! *looks around* *sweatrain* Eiji... wasn't the fireplace downstairs? And... wasn't there just a wall between the two rooms? I... I don't remember a door there... Eiji: *nods* Mm-hmm. Got Taka-san to help me. Oishi: O_O Remind me to send them something nice. Eiji: *beams*

Eiji: *_* I'm so happy... Only having Oishi here would make this better. Okaeri, Kenji-chan. ((Yeah... about that. It would take too long to explain -- long story short? Kenji is from another crack!fic that never made it out of my head. It involved Eiji being a kitsune... and a crossover with YYH... and Kenji was his younger brother. He also had a little sister and eventually two children of his own with Oishi. Well... he did say he wanted five. ^_^))

And as for the weight loss update -- nothing too exciting, only 0.4 lbs... but! I'm almost back comfortably in my size 16s -- the 18s are getting a bit loose. ^_^ And! I put on a pair of size 14 jeans today... and was able to button them. Not easily. Not comfortably. O_o Not in any way attractive... but they buttoned. *_* It's been since high school, man... High school. That's all I'm sayin'. ^________^

Oh... And by the way... What the fuck, Cablevision? You raised my bill by $60 and took away my Food Network? You suck. Now I'm gonna have to call Verizon. I don't like Fios! *walks away grumbling*