My sister's wedding

[eirenical]

OMG. My sister is getting married in a little over 12 hours. I'm a total nervous wreck and her future in-laws are scum. O_O Thank G-d her fiance is a good man. But that's OK. ^_^ You see, I'm classy. I told Lisa that I would write her such a toast... *eg* And I did. Oh... I did. *snickers* Beware the bard -- for when you anger her, she will gut you with words and leave you for the crows to devour. No one messes with my sister. And no one makes her cry. No one. Bitch.

*satisfied hmph'ing*

I will now try to get some sleep and pray that I will have the strength to keep that witch away from my sister tomorrow and the strength to get through my toast without bawling outright. @_@;;; I'll post it after the wedding for anyone interested enough to read it -- I just don't want to risk my sister seeing it early. I'm paranoid that way.

*waves* 'Night!