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Oct. 11th, 2005 01:29 amBecause Melissa did it, and I thought it was funny, and I so desperately needed some funny today because my boss is an @$$hole. *giggles maniacally*
And now we meme:
(Quoted from Melissa's LJ)
Sometimes everyone needs to know what, exactly, they need, and who better to consult than the great oracle Google.
And it's easy! All you need to do is type in your name followed by 'needs,' all in quotes. Example: "Joe needs"
Google, in its endless wisdom, has told me exactly what I need:
Renee needs a man. Hmm... not that I don't agree that having one around would be nice on occasion...
Renee needs to be desired "as a woman". *sweatdrop* As opposed to being desired as a man?
Renee needs fiscal responsibility. And here I thought I had been responsible with my spending...
Renee needs to get back to the enjoyment of "just being." Ain't that the truth!
Renee needs a home. *looks around her apartment* Am I about to be evicted?
Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake! Yeah! *pause* Except for the being Jewish and lactose intolerant part.
Renee needs to put on some pounds. *waves hands frantically in a warding motion* No she does not!!
Renee needs to review chapters/authors to update, and fill gaps in text with new chapters. *edges away* I'm working on it... I'm working on it...
Renee needs someone to trust. At work, hell yeah.
Renee needs a man. *falls over* Oh give it a rest!
Renee needs a hearing aid. Huh? What was that you said? Speak up!
Renee needs to be taken seriously. :-P Again with the "at work". Damned boss.
Renee needs help organizing the reunion. Yeah! For all those of us... re-unioners... ^_^
Renee needs your support to get her refugee status in Canada. G-d save Canada! *glomps a Mountie*
Renee needs the money and tickets to justify the $150 for the 1st prize for the raffle. And what exactly would that first prize be?
Renee needs some serious help. You ain't just whistlin' Dixie!
*much with the giggling* That was fun. Great fun. ^_^ Must do this again sometime.
( And another meme stolen from Seimei: See my comment statistics )
*snugs to all* Here's hoping the future looks brighter in the morning. Ja!
And now we meme:
(Quoted from Melissa's LJ)
Sometimes everyone needs to know what, exactly, they need, and who better to consult than the great oracle Google.
And it's easy! All you need to do is type in your name followed by 'needs,' all in quotes. Example: "Joe needs"
Google, in its endless wisdom, has told me exactly what I need:
Renee needs a man. Hmm... not that I don't agree that having one around would be nice on occasion...
Renee needs to be desired "as a woman". *sweatdrop* As opposed to being desired as a man?
Renee needs fiscal responsibility. And here I thought I had been responsible with my spending...
Renee needs to get back to the enjoyment of "just being." Ain't that the truth!
Renee needs a home. *looks around her apartment* Am I about to be evicted?
Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake! Yeah! *pause* Except for the being Jewish and lactose intolerant part.
Renee needs to put on some pounds. *waves hands frantically in a warding motion* No she does not!!
Renee needs to review chapters/authors to update, and fill gaps in text with new chapters. *edges away* I'm working on it... I'm working on it...
Renee needs someone to trust. At work, hell yeah.
Renee needs a man. *falls over* Oh give it a rest!
Renee needs a hearing aid. Huh? What was that you said? Speak up!
Renee needs to be taken seriously. :-P Again with the "at work". Damned boss.
Renee needs help organizing the reunion. Yeah! For all those of us... re-unioners... ^_^
Renee needs your support to get her refugee status in Canada. G-d save Canada! *glomps a Mountie*
Renee needs the money and tickets to justify the $150 for the 1st prize for the raffle. And what exactly would that first prize be?
Renee needs some serious help. You ain't just whistlin' Dixie!
*much with the giggling* That was fun. Great fun. ^_^ Must do this again sometime.
( And another meme stolen from Seimei: See my comment statistics )
*snugs to all* Here's hoping the future looks brighter in the morning. Ja!
