Hair Sims!

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And the start of Berger and Claude's Sims storyline...

	The Bukowski Family Meet the Bukowskis! Before I found them both better hair... ^_~ Berger kind of looks more like Ace in this shot. :-P They're all set to move into their new home (which I cheated in order to spruce up for them).
	First day in the new home... not going so well actually. I don't know what Berger did, but Claude's been kinda ticked at him. *sigh* This does not bode well. At least they're finally both hanging out in the same place talking to each other.
	Berger: *rae* And what are you staring at? R-chan: *snerts* You just both decided to take a shower... at the same time. And left an entire houseful of guests to do it! Claude: *innocent blink* Your point? Berger: *leers* R-chan: O_O Nothing... nothing... Forget I even mentioned it. ^_^
	Aww... our first meal together. A shame the garden society lady had to horn in on us. *sigh*
	R-chan: *leers at Claude* Guess he couldn't have pissed you off too badly, huh? ^_^ Claude: *sweatdrop* Well... he spent the rest of the night buttering me up. And he made dinner. And well... R-chan: *snickers* Just can't say no to him, huh? Claude: *blush* R-chan: ^_^ As I thought.
	Claude's first day at work as a Playground Monitor! Claude: *rushing for the door* Oh, thank G-d Berger's cleaning the toilet. I will never live it down if he sees me like this... *blush*
	Berger: Woof! Where the hell have you been, man? It's been too damned long. Woof: *sweatdrop* Berger... I'm not even sure how I got here. I'm not even moved into the neighborhood, yet... One minute I was packing and the next... here I was! Berger: *twitch* You, uh... don't happen to sense a fic author's hand in this, do you... Woof? Woof: O_O Oh dear G-d in Heaven, I hope not. Berger: O_O R-chan: *slow grin* ^_^
	Woof: *_* *blissful sigh* Berger: *blush* Stop that. Woof: O_O Berger: *sigh* Oh for goodness' sake. Come here. Woof: ^_______________^
	Woof: *_* ^_^ *_* Berger: *chuckles* *shakes head* Some things just don't change, do they, man? Woof: *vehemently* Nor should they! Berger: ^_^ Just as long as Claudio doesn't catch us. He's... he's been in a bit of a snit fit since we moved in. Woof: :( Why? Berger: *snorts* Beats the hell out of me, man. Usually he's more cool about this kinda thing. Woof: Hmm... Berger: What? Woof: Well... Kelly's just a kid. That would make it more like 1977... which is a lot closer to Viet Nam than 1986. Berger: O_O Aw shit. Woof: Been a little insensitive, have we? Berger: I don't think so... Fuck. I'll make dinner, again. That went over well last night. Woof: *patpat* ^_^ Smart man.
	Berger: *leer* Well... what Claudio doesn't know... Woof: O_O ...could still hurt me, Banana-Berger! Berger: Aw... you know you want to... Woof: *sweatdrop* *sigh* I never could say "No" to you... even when I should! Berger: ^_^
	Berger: You got promoted already? Way to go, man! Claude: You would not believe what almost happened on the playground, today, though. A gang of older kids almost beat up all my kindergartners. O_O Thank goodness for oranges. Berger: Right... Oh! I have this great joke to tell you! Claude: *twitch* Woof was here, wasn't he? Berger: O_O Claude: *sigh* We've been through this, you know. I don't mind. Especially since it's him. Berger: Well... yeah... but... Claude: Look. Tell the joke. Let me get a shower and change out of this ridiculous outfit and then we'll talk about it, OK? Berger: *leer* Talk, huh? Well... if that's what ~you~ want. Claude: *chuckles* Well, I guess there are other options, if you want to consider them... Berger: ^_____________^ Oh... I do. I really do.
	Berger: Claudio! Claude: *smirk* Well... you ~did~ mention other options... Sheila: *waves* Did Berger miss Sheila? Berger: *gapes* Berger was hoping to have sex with Claude after his shower! Claude: *twitch* Then maybe Berger shouldn't have been making out with Woof while Claude was at work making money to support us! Berger: *whimper* *puppy dog eyes* Claude: *shakes head* *to Sheila* OK. I think we've tormented him enough. Say "Hi" to Brad and the kids for us, will you? Sheila: ^_^ No problem. Have fun, boys!
	Berger: ^_^ Claude: ^_^ Berger: *smooch* You know... there's a bed upstairs. Claude: *smooch* Mm-hmm. Couch down here, too. Berger: *_* I love you. Claude: *smirk* I know.
	Claude: *frown* Berger: *kisses* What's wrong? Claude: *frown deepens* That time I'm almost sure I heard a "click." Berger: *twitch* A click? Claude: *brows furrows* Like a camera shutter. Berger: A... camera...? Both: Crissy!!
	Berger: ^_^ Wore you out, did I? Claude: *smacks Berger in the shoulder* You don't have to be so smug about it. I had a long day at work, too, remember? Berger: Mm-hmm. I remember. Oranges. Hmm... that gives me an idea... Claude: *sweatdrop* Not tonight, Berger!
	*_* Claude dreaming about his Sexy-Berger... *happy sigh* That never gets old. Berger: *smirk* Claude: *twitch*
	Berger: *sigh* I know he's tired. I know we just had sex... but damn it, it's been too long. Once wasn't enough... *sigh*
	Berger: *_* Claudio! You read my mind! Claude: *laughs* Well, I did remember that we have the couch down here... and it is an awfully comfy couch...
	Berger: *growls* *pounces*
	Berger: Claudio! Claude: Yes, Sexy-Berger? Berger: *_* Nothing... I just love it when you get all aggressive. Claude: *laughs* *pounces*
	The next day... Sheila: ^_^ And did you boys have fun last night? Berger: *waggles eyebrows* Did we ever... *_* Sheila: *wistful sigh* Boy, do I miss those days...
	Berger proposes! :D
	And an impromptu make-out session ensues. ^_^ Claude: Hey, can I help it if I'm excited? It's legal in Simville! Berger: Damn straight! R-chan: *gets out the confetti*